murrffftt, by shubert:

i guess i got her figured out.

one way to get her to let me out quickly so i dont have to wait.. and wait.. and wait.. till she's good and ready to let me out...



climb up on her precious little table.. sit my butt down.. and make really annoying noises.

i get out real fast that way.
except i gotta watch out for that helpful foot of hers against my butt on the way out.